Zelda: The Hero Of Time – The First Full Length Zelda Film
It isn’t often that I get to share an entire movie via an embeddable video on my site. In fact, this is the first time I can do that, and it just happens to be with the very first full…
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Revenge Of The Wounded Dragons Review – PS3
It has been a long time since I’ve fired up my TurboGrafx-16 (or PC Engine for those of you outside of North America) and played China Warrior or Ninja Spirit. I pretty much forgot that games of that sort even…
I Think You Need A Handjob. Get Two For Under $5!
I’m almost speechless, shocked, and amazed but my lucid mind won’t allow me to be. This is a real product and with the demise of Billy Mays you need a new way to sell things. Thanks to the magic of…
Make Your Own Dark Void Flash Game – This One’s Mine!
Dark Void is a new Rocketeer-esque game from Capcom that will be coming out next month. To help promote it they have done something pretty cool and interesting. Jetpack Attack! You can make your own sidescrolling flash game with the…
The Most Awkward Song Lyrics I Can Remember
There are more songs out there than there are people. More than just simple poetry put to music, a good song can stir up deep feelings, happiness, crying, and the whole gamut of human emotion. Others might make you angry,…
F*ck Tiger Woods!
You’ve been hearing about it too much. It is all over the news, and us wee poor non-celebrity folk keep talking about this crap like it is the revelation of the century. I don’t think I have to say anything…
Jerry Seinfeld Will Ruin Your Marriage On National TV
Browsing through Craigslist, as I was looking for dirty towels, stained sofas, and a possible freelance work as a trans-gender escort, I stumbled upon casting call details for the new Jerry Seinfeld show. For those just hearing about this, no…
Today Is Unofficial Godzilla Day
I don’t know what it is about today, but I just can’t stop thinking about Godzilla. What is just a big goofy man in a giant lizard suit to some is a childhood icon, hero and tradition to me. Sure,…
I’d Be More Thankful If You Disappeared
Just about everyone is doing their Thanksgiving list or post today, but I wanted to do something a little bit different. There are people and things that exist on this planet which I think I would be a lot more…
Far Cry DVD Review
Right now you’re looking at this review, thinking to yourself, “Do I really need to read a review of a Uwe Boll movie? That guy only makes bad movies based on video games.” On any other day I’d totally agree…