One Night Only Review
The times are tough and crazy right now, but we all know that, yes, it can actually get worse. This film is basically what happens if it does, and it’s a crazy premise to start off with. One Night Only’s…
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Fighting – Film Review
The fight scenes in Fighting are weaker than a malnourished 80-year-old man with brittle bone disease. If I went to see a movie called Eating I'd hope that the food would look amazing. If I was going to see Crying, it better well be the saddest movie I've ever seen, causing me to question the world we live in and depress myself to death. No, screw this Fighting nonsense. I want to retitle this film Boring.
John Carpenter’s The Fog is Back in 4K
My life is almost complete. I saw The Fog in 4k. Let’s rewind this a little bit, shall we? John Carpenter’s The Fog is one of my favorite horror films of all time. It’s a bit strange that I so rarely…
The Avengers Film Review
I’m a comic book geek. A big, fat, hairy, judgmental nerd of near-“Comic Book Guy”-from-the-Simpsons caliber that gets as excited about comic book films as he is also terrified of them. I know these characters and stories inside and out,…
A Pretty Funny G.I. Joe Snake Eyes Katana Demo
Today was Hasbro’s Toy Fair 2012 Fan Media event and boy did my photographer/videographer Valerie Lage and myself see some fun and cool shit. One of the highlights was the awesome and funny demo that was given to us by…
Darth Vader Has Died At 89… Sort of
Bob Anderson, the man who you didn’t know was once Darth Vader, has died as of yesterday. Sure, you’d probably think of either James Earl Jones or David Prowse when you think of Darth Vader, but Bob was there when…
The Crow Remake Starts Filming Fall 2011 With 28 Days Later Director
I don’t even really know what to write about this, so I’m mostly just going to provide you with the press release because it says all that needs to be said. My opinion, just a little bit of that, first,…
The Return….
Yeah, it’s been a while. The world has a crazy way of changing your focus. You reinvent your priorities, your goals, yourself and the world around you. You tell yourself that this is it. This is going to be the…
Batman: Under The Red Hood Blu-ray Review
DC Comics keeps doing something so right with their direct-to-home market animated films that it really makes you wonder why the hell things seem to go so wrong with most of their film efforts. Sure, Batman Begins and The Dark…
Zombieland Video Review
Being that this is a video review for Zombieland, I guess I don’t really have to write that much here, right? Anyhow, this review focuses mostly on the vague comparisons that some folks have made to another zombie comedy out…