I Think You Need A Handjob. Get Two For Under $5!
I’m almost speechless, shocked, and amazed but my lucid mind won’t allow me to be. This is a real product and with the demise of Billy Mays you need a new way to sell things. Thanks to the magic of…
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Make Your Own Dark Void Flash Game – This One’s Mine!
Dark Void is a new Rocketeer-esque game from Capcom that will be coming out next month. To help promote it they have done something pretty cool and interesting. Jetpack Attack! You can make your own sidescrolling flash game with the…
The Most Awkward Song Lyrics I Can Remember
There are more songs out there than there are people. More than just simple poetry put to music, a good song can stir up deep feelings, happiness, crying, and the whole gamut of human emotion. Others might make you angry,…
F*ck Tiger Woods!
You’ve been hearing about it too much. It is all over the news, and us wee poor non-celebrity folk keep talking about this crap like it is the revelation of the century. I don’t think I have to say anything…
Jerry Seinfeld Will Ruin Your Marriage On National TV
Browsing through Craigslist, as I was looking for dirty towels, stained sofas, and a possible freelance work as a trans-gender escort, I stumbled upon casting call details for the new Jerry Seinfeld show. For those just hearing about this, no…
Bringing The Movie To Life: Derby Dreams – Part 4
My least favorite idiom is, by far, the concept of the double-edged sword. Why can’t someone ever just wholeheartedly enjoy something? There always has to be downside. Well, this whole roller derby thing has officially developed into a double-edged sword.…
Today Is Unofficial Godzilla Day
I don’t know what it is about today, but I just can’t stop thinking about Godzilla. What is just a big goofy man in a giant lizard suit to some is a childhood icon, hero and tradition to me. Sure,…
I’d Be More Thankful If You Disappeared
Just about everyone is doing their Thanksgiving list or post today, but I wanted to do something a little bit different. There are people and things that exist on this planet which I think I would be a lot more…
Far Cry DVD Review
Right now you’re looking at this review, thinking to yourself, “Do I really need to read a review of a Uwe Boll movie? That guy only makes bad movies based on video games.” On any other day I’d totally agree…
Frogger Returns Review – WiiWare
The adaptation of classic video games to next generation 3D is a trend that can benefit some old titles that haven’t been seen for a little while. Bionic Commando came back in fine form as easily one of the best…
Hulk Profile Video – The Super Hero Squad Show!
Hulk is the strongest one there is. Everyone knows that. Even if he is a cute and cuddly animated green thing on a seemingly just-for-kids show, he still is the strongest there is. Don’t let his cuteness or hyper-stylization fool you,…
Circle Of Eight Episode 7: Exclusive Clip and Image
Circle of Eight is slowly becoming the most complicated, mysterious, and insanely detailed Easter Egg hunt the internet has ever known. Those who are obsessing, let alone paying attention, will find number puzzles, references to old literature and head-scratching moments…