RIP Kanye West: Your Death Has Been Interrupted
Listen Kanye, I want to be sad for you. But all the celebrity death hoaxes this year, besides yours, have been some of the best of all time. You see, if you had actually been in a luxury car accident,…
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Night Of The Creeps DVD Review
Hide your cats and dogs and shield your girlfriend’s mouth (sorry). The creeps are here! Fred Dekker’s directorial debut hit the theaters back in 1986 to a lukewarm reception, but it has grown a reputation and following in its out-of-print afterlife. Rights…
Blood: The Last Vampire DVD Review
I confess. As much as I have been a fanboy of all forms of geek-fringe entertainment that this world has to offer, I would always rather watch Transformers or The Tick over just about any Anime. While Vampire Hunter D, Prokect A-Ko and…
Black Dynamite Review
Blaxploitation is a genre of film that is regularly paid homage to, but is rarely duplicated in this day and age. While Tarantino’s grindhouse style exploits eschew some of the genre’s high and low points, none of them are flat…
Where The Wild Things Are Review
There is much to be said about the abrupt changes and inconsistencies within a child’s mind. In fact, one could say that no playground is as dynamic and fertile as that of a young imagination. While it may be hard…
The House Of The Devil Review
Nostalgia is a strange and cruel beast. The fondest recollections one may have about their youth, or any particular portion of the past, are clouded in the fog and cobwebs of old memories. Some details are hidden, distorted, or even…
Venom Gets A New Writer And Director In Gary Ross
If you’ve never heard of Gary Ross, don’t worry too much about it. He’s been involved with more “behind the scenes” specials and TV shows than he has written, directed, or acted in actual movies. What he has done, however, you’ve probably…
Paranormal Activity Director To Visit Area 51
Everyone keeps talking about Paranormal Activity and the phenomenon that it has become. The movie will be expanding it’s small clutch on the world to a total of about 40 cities this weekend. Since the film hasn’t really been completely released…
NIghtmare: Vampires NYC – Review
I’m old. 30 may not seem like the new 80, but haunted houses, horror movies, and unemployment haven’t terrified me since I was able to wipe my own ass. Still, I love horror movies, horror imagery, and just about anything…
The Warriors: Street Brawl Review – Xbox 360
Writing this review made me realize how much a hypocrite we all can be. I say this because I can’t imagine how many times I’ve thought or said something to the effect of “I miss games like Final Fight and…
The Invention Of Lying Review – Don’t Let The Commercials Lie To You
Something strange is going on out there with movie advertising. I’m not sure what it is, but it is a potentially bad idea. The internet trend of re-editing trailers to make them seem like a different genre of film may…
Zombieland Review – This Land Ain’t Your Land Anymore
Zombies are about damn near everywhere. Sure, vampires have seemingly taken over as the go-to trendy monster, but the re-emergence that zombies have been experiencing in pop culture for the last few years is larger, more widespread and hitting a…